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NFL Football News - 22 October 2007

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Patriots fry fish - Pats remain undefeated. This game was over before halftime. The Patriots walked all over the feeble Dolphins, who again showed that they are pathetic. 3 late Miami gift touchdowns against New England 3rd stringers make it look like it was a shootout but it was a duck shoot. Patriots 49 - Dolphins 28.

Giants 33 - SanFrancisco 15 - Giants are starting to look pretty good. Strahan is still a force with 2.5 sacks today. 49ers are improving but are still a 3rd tier team.



Vikes quarterback Jackson sucks - The Vikings played like a division 2 college team against Dallas but still managed to stay in the game until a blocked kick by Dallas blew them up. Tarvaris Jackson may have completed a pass or two but that was it. He over throws, he under throws and he runs around in circles. Rumor has it he will be replaced by Jimmie Kimmel by game 9. Even though he is hurt and can't play quarterback, the Vikes announced they will play him hurt next week. Vikings tip, PFTD (play for the draft). Dallas is looking all right but are hoping they don't make it to the Super Bowl (they don't want New England to embarrass them on national TV (again)). I pity the team that goes to the SB from the NFC. Moss will get his ring.

Tennessee 38 - Houston 36 - Tier 2 teams fighting for nothing. Tennessee squeeks it out.

Baltimore goes down to Bills 14-19 - McGahee and Defense win it. Baltimore would not allow the Bills to beat themselves again this week though the Bills tried.

Detroit beats Tampa Bay despite Jon Grudens wrath - Jon had that WTF look all day as his team squandered opportunity after opportunity to fall to the pretender Detroit Lions. Final 23-16

New Orleans beats Atlanta 22-16 in this weeks who cares game - Atlanta sucks with or without Mike Vick (who could never throw a decent pass anyway). They miss Vicks running game and stink it up again. New Orleans is creeping up on the sleepy NFC but will self destruct and miss the playoffs, then fire their coach and start over again. Whew!



Kansas City stumbles past Raiders 12-10 - KC wins again. Is this a trend? Culpepper is back to his old stumblin and bumblin self. Perhaps it is his little hands that keep him from hanging on to the damn ball.

Bengals RB Watson has a field day and hammers the Jets - The Bengals come back from dead at 1-4 and move to 2-4. Kenny Watson had 130 yards and 3 TD's. Jets remain dead at 1-6. Jets are another PFTD team,

Redskins 21 - Arizona 19 - Joe Wins! Denny Green makes commercials. Can Joe win 2 straight?

Seattle pounds hapless Rams. Holmgren must have really chewed out the Seahawks good after last weeks fiasco. They showed up this week. Seattle 33 - Rams 6

Chicago 19 - Philly 16 - Are either one of these teams for real? NO

Denver beats Steelers 31-28 in the days best game.

Monday night game is Indy at Jacksonville - Prediction: Jack Del Rio suits up for the third quarter and Jacksonville sneaks by the undefeated Colts giving New England clear sailing to the Super Bowl. Jags 23-17.

Staff writer - Data 10-22-07

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